The immense human that is Aaron Haney
Aaron, who was once a factory worker, now finds himself without a professional haircut. "the" Aaron Haney was raised by abusive and self-harming parents Henry and Mary Wigan.
Rumours of future career possibilities as a dirty nurse plague Aaron, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.
On parole for crimes he did not commit, Aaron is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future.
On an auspicious day in 2002, Aaron was first employed, while working close by on another production, by oft-hooded-director Dominic Moore, who is one short DNA step away from being a turtle.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| The irony is: I made this game | Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on Skience Fiktion, on 5th February 2025, 18:00 |
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