Alan Singh

The handsome profile of Alan Singh
The brain-box that is Alan Singh

One of his first roles was as a passionate dentist. The talented Alan Singh was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Nottingham, to parents Richard and Leila Singh. On 4th July, 2005, Alan was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by agent Mary Stokes, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost. Alan, who was once a policeman, now finds himself without a pot to piss in.

With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.


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