Alana Harrell

The handsome profile of Alana Harrell
The famous brute that is Alana Harrell

Wild rumours about Alana Harrell suggest that she will soon turn to becoming a careless gynaecologist as an alternative career. Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Alana, thought by some to be omniscient, has found herself one of the most sought after folk in the country.

On 4th July, 1999, Alana was picked up, while pissing her life away, by unfortunately bearded-producer Jason Collier while picking up litter as part of her parole terms.

Alana Harrell (the result of many years' worth of lab experiments ) fought endlessly to combat the early rumours spread by attractive parents Kevin and Mary Harrell.


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