On 4th July, 1928, Alfonso was first hired, while pissing his life away, by funnyman talent scout Wendy Massey, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Alfonso Bolton (originally born a different gender ) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by grateful parents Charles and Carolyn Bolton.
Alfonso spent the first few years of his career suffering from avoidant personality disorder.
With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come.
The history of Alfonso's roles in the industry are said to be unusual, including an idiotic web developer without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill.
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