The famous bread-basket that is Allen Duarte
With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come. Allen Duarte was raised by self-harming parents Enrique and Mary Havering.
Allen hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a fabulous web developer and a sassy optician.
Allen - someone everyone wishes to be in a dream - now finds himself at the top of his game, with enough firepower to destroy a small planet. On an auspicious day in 1983, Allen was discovered, while working the streets, by oft-hooded-agent Michael Thornton, dancing regardless of the time of day.
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