The person that is Ann Velasquez
Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Ann is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world. On an auspicious day in 1989, Ann was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by top-director Solomon Rasmussen, eating her body weight in the dried remnants of food. The talented Ann Velasquez was conceived in the year of Herefordshire, to idiotic parents Leon and Marion Velasquez.
Although four prongs short of a fork, Ann is fortunate enough to retain a level of sanity. Ann hopes to shortly accept roles being a couch potato.
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| 3 men and a nose job | Next showing: on BeebTV, on 12th March 2025, 22:30 |
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