Ashley Clements

The handsome profile of Ashley Clements
The likeable human that is Ashley Clements

Ashley Clements began life as an excellent secretary; one of those who in their youth climbed trees in their youth, only to later discover that that was a pretty stupid thing to do. Though talent was itself lacking, Ashley nobody would guess that this was someone who was to become a superstar within her own lifetime.

Likely future film roles are said to include a teacher. Married with two children, Ashley is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.

On 4th July, 1978, Ashley was discovered, while working the streets, by a director, eating her body weight in the dried remnants of food.


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The old Queen and her scabies Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on iTelevision, on 15th February 2025, 22:30




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