Austin Tate

The person that is Austin Tate

Austin hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being an above average optician and a hairdresser. Though without the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, or a pot to piss in, Austin constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. On an auspicious day in 1985, Austin was picked up, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by a talent scout Anna Schroeder, who likes to make love thinking about a lion.

Austin Tate (named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm ) was fortunate to have been brought up by surrogate parents Malcolm and Sasha Tate.

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