Barbara Cordova

The cool monster that is Barbara Cordova

Slightly dog-faced Barbara Cordova was conceived at 08:26am, in Islington, to self-harming parents Irwin and Samantha Cordova. On new year's eve, 1991, Barbara was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by the agent Vincent Odonnell, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'. Likely future film roles are said to include a doctor who is unable to wash her own genitals. Though without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *, or any idea what foreplay is, Barbara constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

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