Ben Sullivan

The handsome profile of Ben Sullivan
The immense brain-box that is Ben Sullivan

Though once famous for some sort of crime, Ben is now thought to be amongst the most eligible people in the world. Rumours continue to circulate around Ben due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate cat mewling into cogent arguments against daytime television. The wonderful Ben Sullivan was born, died, and was re-born again in 1910, to parents Paul and Bernice Sullivan. On an auspicious day in 1932, Ben was discovered, while pissing his life away, by fellow acting star ella ritter, trying to get donations for a fake charity.


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With a nice chianti Next showing: on Skience Fiktion, on 7th February 2025, 22:00




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