Bobby Montoya

The handsome profile of Bobby Montoya
The lickable person that is Bobby Montoya

Bobby hopes to shortly accept roles being a plumber. Lost and lonely, Bobby is said to be "radiant" with hope.

Rat-faced Bobby Montoya was conceived during a wizard's banquet in Sheffield, to parents Jeffrey and Kim Montoya.

Bobby spent the first few years of his life suffering from elbow rot. On an auspicious day in 1934, Bobby was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by agent Sebastian Russell, drinking from a paper bag a see-through substance that was later found to be a remedy for gastroesophageal reflux.


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