Brendan Moon

The lickable brain-box that is Brendan Moon

Unsubstantiated rumours of future career possibilities as a painter plague Brendan, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. Brendan - named after the stranger who once rescued her mother from a tree in the middle of storm - now finds himself at the top of his game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

Brendan Moon (gradually turning into a crayon drawing he did of himself when only four ) struck lucky by having been conceived by grateful parents Tucker and Rebecca Moon. On new year's eve, 1981, Brendan was discovered, while panhandling for scraps, by unfortunately bearded-producer Terri Thompson, not long after winning "world's most attractive female gonad" in Paris. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Brendan is well, and hoping for that to not change.

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