Brian Vazquez

Perennial and permanent exemplification of the proverb: diamonds are forever. On an auspicious day in 1989, Brian was first employed, while pissing his life away, by hook-handed-director Eric Hendricks, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever. Brian, who was once a fisherman, now finds himself without any semblance of charm.

On parole for crimes he did not commit, Brian is hoping to accidentally castrate himself in the near future.

Brian hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a farmer and a judge. Brian Vazquez started work as a model, and later joined a group who went on holiday in order to pick up new and interesting venereal diseases.

Currently starring in:

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Listen to my cooking	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 9th November 2025, 10:00