The rich human being that is Bryan Barton
On an auspicious day in 1977, Bryan was head-hunted, while pissing his life away, by funnyman fellow acting star millie lutz, after having been arrested for apologising to every tourist in New York. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Bryan constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible people in the showbiz world.
Currently unmarried, Bryan is said to not be looking for any more roles for the near future. Likely future film roles are said to include a mechanic who is unable to understand roman numerals. Bryan Barton began working life as a local librarian, and used to be someone who could calculate pi to 4 decimal points.
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| How the sun lost its shine | Next showing: on iTelevision, on 9th February 2025, 13:30 |
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