Camille Holder

The meat object that is Camille Holder

On 4th July, 1992, Camille was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by the talent scout Andy Donaldson, who is one short DNA step away from being a lion. Child-star Camille Holder was raised by abusive parents Charles and Mary Houston. Odd rumours continue to circulate around Camille due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could kick people's arses from a distance.

Although four prongs short of a fork, Camille, whose fragrance is known to bring on synaesthesia, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country.

With one foot in the grave, Camille is always on the lookout for slave labour.

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