Celeste Quinn

The famous thing that is Celeste Quinn

, Celeste, gradually turning into a crayon drawing she did of herself when only four, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country. Back in 2002, Celeste was discovered by the agent Elmer Hodge, shaking her money maker for the public. Celeste Quinn (a mistake if ever nature made one) was brought up part-wolf, part-fox by abusive and self-harming parents Percy and Leola Quinn.

Rumours of future career possibilities as a musical lifeguard plague Celeste, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

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