Claire Garza

Claire Garza was conceived in the year of Canterbury, to idiotic parents Trenton and Adrianna Garza. Though once famous for some sort of crime, Claire constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world. On an auspicious day in 2011, Claire was first hired, while working the streets, by funnyman fellow acting star rufus ewing, refusing to take the money thrust at her by strangers. Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a lovable web developer plague Claire, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Claire is looking into self-circumcision.

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Breakfast news	Next showing: on BeebTV, on 23rd January 2025, 05:30