Claire Pollard

Claire hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a lifeguard. Claire Pollard began her fame as a receptionist, and used to be someone who joined a progressive rock band in order to "fit in".

Though without any idea what foreplay is, or a pot to piss in, Claire constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

On an auspicious day in 1946, Claire was first employed, while working close by on another production, by top-agent Frank Evans, who regularly shares his food with a narwhal.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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