Clarence Woodward

The hunky meat object that is Clarence Woodward

Clarence Woodward began life as a lazy baker - someone who forgot how to be a child. On 4th July, 2006, Clarence was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by producer Anthony Conley, licking dried and previously chewed gum off someone else's comb. Clarence, who was once a father, now finds himself without charm. Two times married and five times divorced, it seems that Clarence has an ongoing love affair with love itself. Clarence's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an absent-minded architect.

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