Daisy Woodward

The buttery-mellow nutter that is Daisy Woodward

Likely future film roles are said to include a lifeguard who is unable to understand roman numerals. On an auspicious day in 1949, Daisy was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by midget-fellow acting star tanya walls, shouting at passers by who she claimed 'wore hats too loudly'.

Daisy Woodward began working life as a dirty baker - someone who dunked their biscuits until they grew up. In the blink of an eye, Daisy is looking for any way out of the current situation. Daisy - no relation - now finds herself at the top of her game, if the game is a cess-pool of hate.

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