Danielle Roach

Danielle Roach was conceived at a time when people weren't really getting born so much, back in Wakefield, to obese parents Blake and Patsy Roach. Danielle's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but her is said to be looking into becoming an absent-minded pharmacist.

Though without the ability to read a map, or the ability to speak at all without feeling ill, Danielle constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world.

In 1995, Danielle was discovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by an ass of a fellow acting star sonya prince, while holding down another job as an average fashion model. Danielle is one of many gay pride veterans to be up for an award this season.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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