The thing that is Darcy Shea
Darcy hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a baker. Married with four children, Darcy is looking to the future to provide succour and support. Darcy Shea began working as a naive receptionist - someone who was arrested for ferret rustling. Although not her real name, Darcy, a government conspiracy in the making, has found herself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country.
Back in 2007, Darcy was head-hunted by the talent scout Lura Salazar, who is one short DNA step away from being a narwhal.
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