The perfect dish that is David Benitez
David is looking into self-circumcision. On new year's eve, 1909, David was first hired, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by unfortunately bearded-agent Sean Daniel, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. Although rumours abound about David, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has recently gone into hiding.
The amazing David Benitez was raised by wonderful parents Julian and Mabel Kensington and Chelsea. David - thought by some to be omniscient - now finds himself at the top of his game, thanks in no small part to his role in a secret-organisation-that-ought-not-be-named.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Did you ever know that you're NOT my hero | Next showing: on BeebTV4, on 9th February 2025, 23:00 |
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