David Solis

The artiste that is David Solis

David Solis was born witless in 1970, to self-harming parents Alexis and Lola Solis. David spent the first few years of his career suffering from back pain. David hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a cleaner. On an auspicious day in 1980, David was picked up, while panhandling for scraps, by someone pretending to be a agent Mary Stokes, who was at the time firing finger-pistols at strangers.

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