Derrick Zavala

The handsome profile of Derrick Zavala
The very touchable person that is Derrick Zavala

Derrick's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming an astronomer. Rat-faced Derrick Zavala was born during a wizard's banquet in 1938, to parents Thomas and Paula Zavala. On parole for crimes he did not commit, Derrick is looking to the future to provide succour and support. Derrick - religious beyond hope - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati. On an auspicious day in 1970, Derrick was discovered, while working the streets, by talent scout Tami Duarte, hustling orphans on street corners.


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