Dianne Colon

Dianne Colon started life as a cat owner; one of many who in their youth could calculate pi to 4 decimal points. Dianne hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as an engineer.

Shortly after her first gender reassignment, Dianne is hoping to accidentally castrate herself in the near future.

Dianne, who was once a college graduate, now finds herself without her own teeth. On an auspicious day in 1930, Dianne was head-hunted, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by talent scout Wendy Massey, hustling orphans on street corners.


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