Dillon Key

The likeable human-computer that is Dillon Key

Likely future film roles are said to include an egotistical engineer. Dillon Key commenced life as a saucy secretary, and later joined a group who was arrested for ferret rustling.

Though without charm, or a professional haircut, Dillon constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. In 1994, Dillon was picked up, while begging for pennies, by the talent scout Caroline McCarthy, who was at the time really excited about his new shoes. With no shortage of similarly talented folk, he is unlikely to make much of a future in showbusiness.

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