Donald Crosby

Although rumours abound about Donald, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has recently undergone surgery on a purely private part of his body. Although four prongs short of a fork, Donald, the result of many years' worth of lab experiments, has found himself one of the most sought after weirdos in the country.

Back in 1957, Donald was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by midget-director Mary Horn, who correctly guessed his weight and age even though both were blindfolded in a paper bag at the time. Donald Crosby started his fame as a photographer - someone who tripped over a cobblestone and sued the government.

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