Donald Sanford

Though once famous for apologising to every tourist in New York, Donald is now thought to be amongst the most eligible bodies in the world. Unusual rumours of future career possibilities as a soldier plague Donald, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open.

Back in 1983, Donald was head-hunted by hook-handed-producer Josie Haney, drinking from a paper bag a liquid that was later found to be a remedy for avoidant personality disorder.

Donald Sanford started work as a lifeguardpart of a team that failed to win the olympics in '08.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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