Douglas Archer

The human-butterfly that is Douglas Archer

Although rumours abound about Douglas, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" has lost all concept of time and space. Pointless though it is to argue with him, Douglas, who can bleed from the nose on command, has found himself one of the most sought after individuals in the country. Douglas Archer was conceived, died, and was re-born again in Wigan, to parents Delbert and Mary Archer. On new year's eve, 1994, Douglas was discovered, while working close by on another production, by midget-fellow acting star robert blanchard, hustling orphans on street corners.

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