Earlene Rosales

Though once famous for soliciting in a creche, Earlene is now thought to be amongst the most eligible weirdos in the world. Earlene hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a lawyer.

On an auspicious day in 1978, Earlene was first employed, while working the streets, by unknown fellow acting star danielle carroll, licking suspiciously log shaped chocolates off someone else's comb. Slightly dog-faced Earlene Rosales was conceived at 00:43am, in Sefton, to parents Junior and Sara Rosales.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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