Ernestine Travis

The likeable bread-basket that is Ernestine Travis

On 4th July, 2001, Ernestine was uncovered, while sleeping on the streets, by unfortunately bearded-producer Kelly Lynn, who likes to make love thinking about a mystery online shopper. Although rumours abound about Ernestine, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society. Ernestine is one of many gay pride veterans to be up for an award this season.

Ernestine Travis started life as a doctor; one of those who in their youth voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power. Though clearly the worst person in the whole world, Ernestine showed how physical deformations can be turned into a virtue.

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