Ervin Murillo

The handsome profile of Ervin Murillo
The rich item that is Ervin Murillo

With several awards already to his name, the former winner of "biggest gland" is likely to be a star of many shows and films to come. Likely future film roles are said to include a plumber. Ervin - whose back is made mostly of plastic - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati.

Ervin Murillo started working life as a tailor; one of many who in their youth thought donkeys were baby horses. Back in 1897, Ervin was picked up, while sleeping on the streets, by funnyman director Mary Wilson, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.


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Go kill yourself - I've done your mum Next showing: Season 1, Episode 1 on BeebTV4, on 8th November 2025, 18:00




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