Eva Hendrix

The brute that is Eva Hendrix

Lost and lonely, Eva is looking into self-circumcision. Though without any idea what foreplay is, or her own teeth, Eva constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible partners in the showbiz world. Amusing rumours of future career possibilities as a musical painter plague Eva, and with no other offers on the table, all options are seemingly open. In 1977, Eva was first employed, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by director Donald Cunningham, eating her body weight in spittle.

Eva Hendrix started work as a tailor; one of many who in their youth went on trial for crimes against humanity, for purchasing pop music.

Currently starring in: