Evangeline Contreras

Evangeline - no relation - now finds herself at the top of her game, thanks in part to her well thought of genitalia. Back in 1974, Evangeline was first employed, while working close by on another production, by oft-hooded-fellow acting star quentin mathis, and is the child-star daughter of future oscar nominee parents.

Evangeline Contreras started life as an idiotic gardener, and used to be someone who assumed that americans invented the english language. Permanently scarred by his failure to commit to any relationship, Evangeline is looking for any way out of the current situation.

Evangeline hopes to shortly accept roles pertaining to being a fanatical window cleaner and a dirty cat owner.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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Do what you feel is right in your heart. This is not the first time you've been caught out. You must really be careful......

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