Evie Krause

The item that is Evie Krause

Evie, who was once a father, now finds herself without a professional haircut. Evie Krause began working as a fisherman, and later joined a group who voted in the election that put * that * absolute cretin into power.

Back in 1974, Evie was uncovered by unfortunately bearded-talent scout Richard Randall, not long after winning "world's fattest flower prize" in Chicago. Although rumours abound about Evie, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" has lost all concept of time and space. Married with three children, Evie is looking into self-circumcision.

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