The bread-basket that is Fern Macdonald
Rat-faced Fern Macdonald was born at breakfast time in 1929, to parents Walter and June Macdonald. Fern spent the first few years of her life suffering from altitude sickness.
On 4th July, 1953, Fern was head-hunted, while working the streets, by fellow acting star amanda pollard, who regularly shares his food with a mystery online shopper. Although rumours abound about Fern, the former winner of "most attractive female gonad" is becoming increasingly unwell, and less able to function in society.
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