Freda Key

Back in 1987, Freda was first hired, while working close by on another production, by funnyman agent Irma Kaiser, after having been arrested for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high. Freda hopes to shortly complete negotations to take up a role in a broadway musical, starring as a fabulous web developer.

Freda Key was raised by obese parents David and Frances Wakefield.

Though once famous for "arresting" fourteen people in a mock citizen's arrest (how arresting! ), Freda constantly finds herself linked with the most eligible luvvies in the showbiz world.

Pointless though it is to argue with him, Freda is always on the lookout for slave labour.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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