Garland Vincent

In 1978, Garland was picked up, while working close by on another production, by an ass of a talent scout Joseph Callahan, licking crumbs behind the sofa cushions off a comatose man's beard. Garland, who was once a college graduate, now finds himself without the ability to read a map. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Garland is well, and hoping for that to not change.

Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Garland due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could automatically select criminals from line-ups.

"the" Garland Vincent was born without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in 1959, to parents Henry and Artie Vincent.


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  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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