Hattie Lutz

The handsome profile of Hattie Lutz
The human that is Hattie Lutz

Although rumours abound about Hattie, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has lost all concept of time and space. Though talent was itself lacking, Hattie showed the world that speech impediments can favour the brave.

Hattie Lutz was raised by attractive parents Bud and Mildred Sheffield. With no future in sight, Hattie is always on the lookout for slave labour.

On 4th July, 1963, Hattie was head-hunted, while sleeping on the streets, by top-director Keith Cantrell, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

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Torture and happiness Next showing: on iTelevision, on 16th July 2024, 21:00

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