Helen Cooley

The sweetest artiste that is Helen Cooley

In 2014, Helen was first hired, while working the streets, by director, who correctly guessed the lottery numbers in four consecutive draws, until they actually entered it, when they subsequently lost. Helen spent the first few years of her fame suffering from gout.

Unsubstantiated rumours continue to circulate around Helen due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could kick people's arses from a distance. Helen Cooley was conceived without any luck at all (not even bad luck), in Dudley, to parents Timothy and Alicia Cooley.

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