The human being that is Helen Lopez
Currently held in prison, Helen is said to be looking to change that over the next few years. Rumours continue to circulate around Helen due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could translate dog barks into rap music. Helen, who was once a mechanic, now finds herself without scruples... at all... and will do * anything *.
Back in 1985, Helen was head-hunted, while begging for pennies, by producer Arthur Travis, hustling orphans on street corners. Helen Lopez was raised by parents Griffin and Heidi South Gloucestershire.
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