Howard Powell

Howard Powell was first employed as the third wheel in a clown-car. Although rumours abound about Howard, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" has recently been interred inside dr malik's home for the clinically sane.

In 1998, Howard was uncovered, while wandering somewhat aimlessly through life, by top-director Frances Key, who decided then that he was perfect for almost every role ever.

Howard - with one hand grossly larger than the other - now finds himself at the top of his game, if we can assume that the game is long over.

Howard is always on the lookout for slave labour.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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