Jacob Murphy

The rich-tasting brute that is Jacob Murphy

On 4th July, 1982, Jacob was first hired, while begging for pennies, by oft-hooded-director Eric Hendricks, trying to get donations for a fake charity. Jacob Murphy started life as a bus driver, and later joined a group who joined the flat-earth society as a joke. Likely future film roles are said to include a dog owner who is unable to follow simple game rules. Though once famous for masturbating in a transparent box suspended over 100ft high, Jacob constantly finds himself linked with the most eligible individuals in the showbiz world. Shortly after his first gender reassignment, Jacob is looking for any way out of the current situation.

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