The artiste that is James Duarte
James's potential future roles look increasingly bleak, but his is said to be looking into becoming a below average lawyer. Slightly dog-faced James Duarte (originally born a different gender ) struck lucky by having been conceived by parents Scott and Irene Duarte.
Back in 2009, James was first hired, while panhandling for scraps, by top-director Kirby McKinney, who is one short DNA step away from being a tortoise.
James - with one eye permanently swollen - now finds himself at the top of his game, and untouchable by most agencies because of his connections through the Illuminati.
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