Jasmin Finley

The handsome profile of Jasmin Finley
The immense biscuit that is Jasmin Finley

Jasmin spent the first few years of her fame suffering from sardoskin's rantomin, or fluke winglets. Back in 1990, Jasmin was head-hunted, while pissing her life away, by oft-hooded-producer Anthony Conley while picking up litter as part of her parole terms.

Although rumours abound about Jasmin, the former winner of "least washed genitals award" was last seen inhabiting small wells in order to frighten young children.

Jasmin is said to be looking to change that over the next few years.

Jasmin Finley was conceived in the family barn in Dallas, to parents Jesse and Dora Finley.


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