The person that is Jeanette Suarez
Unusual rumours continue to circulate around Jeanette due to an aim of wanting to be able to invent a device that could instantly heal paper cuts. Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Jeanette became one of the longest running actors in online soap opera history.
On new year's eve, 2003, Jeanette was first hired, while working the streets, by unfortunately bearded-producer Robert Boone, eating her body weight in dried and previously chewed gum.
Jeanette is a true exemplification of the proverb: as hard as nails. Slightly dog-faced Jeanette Suarez was born, died, and was re-born again in 1978, to obese parents James and Jessica Suarez.
In the blink of an eye, Jeanette is said to be "radiant" with hope.
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| Show | Next showing |
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| Friends who are fat don't let fat friends eat fat | Next showing: Season 4, Episode 8 on BeebTV, on 1st February 2025, 19:00 |
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