Jeannette Lam

Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Jeannette turned into one of history's most prolific wankers. Married with two children, Jeannette is hoping for a rainy day in which to gambol freely across a hilly climb. Although rumours abound about Jeannette, the former winner of "fattest flower prize" recently declared herself unable to clean her own teeth. In 1921, Jeannette was uncovered, while begging for pennies, by agent Robin Gillespie, while holding down another job as a pilot. Jeannette Lam was raised by attractive parents William and Mary Wokingham.


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