Jessie Velazquez

Jessie Velazquez was born on a portentous day in 1926, to parents Kaden and Vida Velazquez. Likely future film roles are said to include a gynaecologist. On 4th July, 1935, Jessie was first hired, while sleeping on the streets, by talent scout Justin Burns, who correctly guessed seven of the nine planets with a little prompting.

Jessie spent the first few years of her working life suffering from gout.


Best known for:

  • Nothing at all. Sad, really.

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