Joel Zhang

Though rejected out of hand by everyone, Joel found success wherever he looked. On an auspicious day in 1967, Joel was picked up, while working the streets, by midget-producer Tammy Dodson, eating his body weight in something that looked like a naan, but wasn't,.

Child-star Joel Zhang (face like a steering wheel of an old car ) was considered at least partially brain-dead by beautifully coloured parents Austin and Mary Zhang. Although rumours abound about Joel, the former winner of "most anxious smile award" recently declared himself unable to wash his own genitals.

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